1)Learn one of these poems !
2)Watch the cartoon!
3)Sing the song!
2)Watch the cartoon!
3)Sing the song!
Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?
A Funny Christmas Poem for Kids
Dear Santa, did you get my tweet
of presents I would think are sweet?
And what about my Facebook post
of toys and stuff I want the most?
I hope you saw my Instagram,
my email wasn't flagged as spam,
you've seen my YouTube channel too
and all my texts have made it through.
Wait, does the North Pole even get
computers and the Internet?
I hope it does. I mean, it better,
or I might have to write a letter.
of presents I would think are sweet?
And what about my Facebook post
of toys and stuff I want the most?
I hope you saw my Instagram,
my email wasn't flagged as spam,
you've seen my YouTube channel too
and all my texts have made it through.
Wait, does the North Pole even get
computers and the Internet?
I hope it does. I mean, it better,
or I might have to write a letter.
--Kenn Nesbitt
A Funny Christmas Poem for Kids
Santa brought a bar of soap.
I asked him for a phone, but nope.
I didn't get that brand new phone.
Just soap, and fancy French cologne.
He also brought some new shampoo,
some shower gel, and toothpaste too,
a scented candle for my room,
a dozen bottles of perfume,
deodorant and body spray...
I wonder what he's trying to say?
I asked him for a phone, but nope.
I didn't get that brand new phone.
Just soap, and fancy French cologne.
He also brought some new shampoo,
some shower gel, and toothpaste too,
a scented candle for my room,
a dozen bottles of perfume,
deodorant and body spray...
I wonder what he's trying to say?
--Kenn Nesbitt
Dear Santa, here's my Christmas list.
I hope you'll bring it all.
I've only asked for gifts my parents
can't find at the mall.
Please bring a gentle genie
who will grant my every wish,
and don't forget a wizard's wand,
and, yes, a talking fish.
Of course, I'll need a unicorn,
and won't you please provide
a dragon, and a castle
in the English countryside.
Of course, the weight of all these things
might cause your sleigh to crash.
If that's the case, dear Santa,
please feel free to just bring cash.
I hope you'll bring it all.
I've only asked for gifts my parents
can't find at the mall.
Please bring a gentle genie
who will grant my every wish,
and don't forget a wizard's wand,
and, yes, a talking fish.
Of course, I'll need a unicorn,
and won't you please provide
a dragon, and a castle
in the English countryside.
Of course, the weight of all these things
might cause your sleigh to crash.
If that's the case, dear Santa,
please feel free to just bring cash.
--Kenn Nesbitt
